Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What's E.T. short for?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?