How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

It's allergy season again?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?