What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
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