Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?