What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How does a taco bless the table?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you do when two snails fight?
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