What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

When does a horse talk?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What is a sheep's favorite game?