Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?