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What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

How does the sun listen to music?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?