Why do librarians never make plans?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What is another name for a cow?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?