What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What do you call a tired tree?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?