Wanna hear a long dad joke?

How are teens like cats?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's black and white and red all over?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?