What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's the holiest insect?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call two birds in love?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?