My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What's red and smells like blue paint?