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Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why are basketball courts always wet?