What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?