Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What's the friendliest pen?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the airplane get grounded?