Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How is life like toilet paper?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do fairies always drink?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How do amoebas make calls?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
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