Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do fairies always drink?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?