Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why do trees try new things so often?