What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?