Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Do dads always snore?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?