What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

A book just fell on my head.

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What season begins with a thud?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?