Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What game do mice love to play?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?