Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do nosey peppers do?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?