What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
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What animal knows kung fu?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
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Why did the calf hate his school picture?
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