If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?