My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

How do you talk to a giant?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?