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What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What style of music weighs the most?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?