Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why are bakers so good at math?