What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why was the bee sad?