Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?