What style of music weighs the most?
Heavy metal.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What tree has the most bark?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
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