Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?