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How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?