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Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

How do you get straight A's?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?