Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What table can you never sit at?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Which plant has the best roar?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call a tired tree?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?