Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
Where do milkshakes come from?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did Mickey Mouseā¢ļø get hit with a ball?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
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