Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What is a table you can eat?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What food is a man's best friend?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
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