Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why is money so stubborn?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
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