Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is another name for a cow?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
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