What do you call stolen cheese?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?