What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Who granted the fish a wish?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?