What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

When do astronauts eat?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?