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Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do you call hiking college students?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

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