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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

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What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?