Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Where do horses reside?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?