What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?