Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?