What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Which state is the cleanest?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?