What types of dogs are bilingual?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why do elephants have trunks?