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What do you call an exploding monkey?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you call a small mom?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

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What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

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What kind of car does a chicken have?

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