Where do you take sick ponies?

What is the smallest lion?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How do scientists grow fruit?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Which animal is the most religious?