Where do cows go on the weekend?
The moo-vies.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
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