Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?