What's the politest month?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why is summer always sad?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

How do you arrest a pig?

What makes pirates such good singers?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What animal knows how to work a computer?