Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Which is the worst season?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?