What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?