Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
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