Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a father's favorite flower?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
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