What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Which fly makes films?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What words make the best athletes?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?