What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
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