What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do cows say on NYE?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What sweet treat never panics?