Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Which state is the cleanest?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?