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What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?