Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the rug say to the floor?

How do billboards talk?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What was the first animal in space?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?