Who won the race between two balls of string?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Which founding father loves to sing?