What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What's the opposite of irony?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What are you studying in math?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

When does a horse talk?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?