What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?