Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?