What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What bee is good for your health?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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