What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?