Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
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Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do JedisĀ® say on Valentine's Day?
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How do you organize a space party?
Why do baseball players go to Denny'sĀ® after games?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
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