Where do burgers like to dance?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

When do mice play every day?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What stories are told by basketball players?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?