Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why was the mime upset?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?