Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do nosey peppers do?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What animal floats best?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
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