What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What animal has the most fun?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?