What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What animal knows kung fu?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?