What does Rudolph call his wife?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Which relative loves rice?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?