What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why do trees have so many friends?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?