Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?