When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?