What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the turkey join the band?