What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What superpower do all middle children have?