What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How long do chickens work?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
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