What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Which dog belongs in a band?
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