What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
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