Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What game do bats excel at?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?