What's the opposite of irony?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

How do birds threaten one another?