What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What condiment has wings?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?