Why is sand so optimistic?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?