Why are trees always so positive?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?