Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do trees wear to the lake?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What shape is bad at driving?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
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