Why is sand so optimistic?
It has a can-dune attitude.
What do you call an old snowman?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How do birds threaten one another?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
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