What does an evil hen lay?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

How is life like toilet paper?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

When do astronauts eat?