What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What tree has the most bark?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?