What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?