What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
The Eagles.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What tree has the most bark?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
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