What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Which computer won the talent show?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?