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What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

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What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What do bees say in the summer?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?