Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?