What animal styles their hair every day?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What kind of books do boats write?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?