What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?