How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
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