Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do goats and moms have in common?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?