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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do you give an angry rhino?