What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

How do you talk to a giant?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?