What did March say to the madness?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?