How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did electricity win the race?
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