How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
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