What did the salad say to its dad?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

How can you make 7 even?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What kind of books do boats write?