What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?