Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?