What's the best thing to put into a pie?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?