Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

How many insurance policies do cats need?