Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Bears love exotic cars.

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What sport can waiters play really well?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

How does the sun listen to music?