Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Which subject has two parts?
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