Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a henway?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
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