Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?