Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What food is a man's best friend?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What day do hands always go to church?
What fairy loves to count?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's a dog's favorite book?
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