What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do fairies always drink?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What is the strongest animal?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?