Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why is the beach so confident?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What superpower do all middle children have?