Which president loved to take baths?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What building always gets stains on it?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

How do you cut the ocean in two?