What building always gets stains on it?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What do elves learn in school?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?