What building always gets stains on it?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?