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Which office space loves to cut corners?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What nationality are most fish?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?