What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

How do you get straight A's?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?