What's the politest month?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

My friend David had his ID stolen.