Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What does a panda ghost say?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?