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Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What is the definition of Robin?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?