What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Which plant has the best roar?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?