What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why do cats always get what they want?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What is the color of the wind?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do nosey peppers do?

Where do tough ducks come from?