What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?