What did the sickly elevator say?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do bees say in the summer?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What time does everyone love to drink?