Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
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