Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
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