Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why are all priests fit?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!