Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?