Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

How does a cow do math?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

When does a horse talk?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?