What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Where do surfers go to school?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

How long will dinner be?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you give a sick pig?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?