Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Families are like fudge.

What does an escalator say when it stops working?