Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?